A follow-up to my primitive reflexes video from the start of the year, but this time with normal narration instead of experimental subtitles! Guest starring Medlife Crisis Jnr.
Babies come hardcoded with a constantly updating operating system that has some special features called PRIMITIVE REFLEXES.
These are not mere bonus easter eggs but a key part of gameplay although they are patched after a few months and can no longer be accessed. They exist to help the otherwise very stupid baby find milk and stay close to its mama.
Every organism has evidence of evolution's cock ups and humans are awash with overcomplicated solutions to often quite trivial problems. Evolution can't slip into reverse and head back to the drawing board when it becomes apparent it's ballsed things up. If someone designed this, I give them 1 star out of 5 and want my money back.